don’t be cool

i’m so sick on this one friend who uses the phrase “fmylife” whenever she tries to describe some omg-this-is-such-a-sad-and-pitiful-situation-for-me kind of incident.

like, ya i know fmylife.com has a lot of cool quotes and i love it to bits, but using it in the real world context only begets one thing: get a grip on yourself. pshh.

whatever. its not even cool trying to enter that phrase into your statements. it turns people off. and you only just dig you own grave all the time anyway, its not like people don’t like you.

you’re totally enjoying yourself over there, people love you and you just want to be greedy and take it all. duh.

your life’s not fucked. you are.

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